STEREO MOOD: Lil' Wayne's Knockout

Rise & shine at 10.30am, headed out only at 11.30 for brunch. Why the delay you may ask, well I was forced to have a brief family meeting about a received invitation to our neighbor's Raya dinner. Apparently Pak Haji called my dad last night, saying his Raya open house thing is being postponed to today instead of the Saturday before (which we failed to attend too) and he cordially invited us (again) to dine with his family. Being my dad, my dad hadn't replied until this morning due to a late night out drinking. So now we had to convene to bring up an excuse to not attend his Raya dinner again.

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After brunch, drove to Jusco, went to the bra department. As I was skimming through Audrey bras section, a malay(i have to emphasize on this, read on for better insights) salesgirl came to me, offering help. She asked for my size and i proudly declared C70. However, guess what she gave me.




B75.






Fuckety fuck. If mine were F80, and had a butterfly tattoo on my left bosom, I would have shoved em in her face. She would have blackout by then. But no, mine were a humble C.
I patiently re-informed her that I needed C70, no bigger no smaller. Just like a stubborn bitch, she daringly mouthed "isi u macam tak banyaklah".
Ya Allah. She seriously needs to consider wearing glasses when she comes to work. If not, she would lose her job. And her jaw.
Luckily, by god's grace, she turned to take an extra bra of my actual size (C70) and placed em in the fitting room. So I tried the bras on, use your own imagination alright?

1st bra was B70.
So fucking tight, my boobs were spilling out, i needed a bigger capacity definitely. duh. So forget about the other ones except for the C70.



C70 on.

Now guys, to aid your fantastic imagination, I have put up a picture.

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Diamond in the valley 

HAHAHAHA. I saw your jaw dropped okay. 

If you really thought i would post my almost naked photos a moment ago, sorry, I don't do porn. HAHA. not funny? Fine.

So yea, C70 fitted me well just so you know. Perfect. 

So screw you dingbat salesgirl, Giselle in your face!

Speaking of Giselle Bündchen , when will Victoria's Secret ever land in Malaysia? I can't wait for its flagship store to be launched.

Jaw-dropping hot Victoria's Secret's models

Victoria's Secret has the sexiest lingeries ever, ranging from basic bras to the most provocative night wear that'll drive your man plain loco. ;)

Tonight ima let you be the captain boy

Katy Perry shares the same secret too

I don't care who the fck this proverbial Victoria is, but she has passed on this golden legacy well. Good job, Victoria. You deserve a noble prize, no lesser than Mahatma Gandhi. This is the best secret ever. 

Our secret, ladies. ;)

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College

STEREO MOOD: Cobra Starship- Hot Mess

It's been weeks since i last blogged. I figured I should try to revive my blog even though it was expected to be dead as time goes. Been busy bah, so occupied with college. Oh yea, college. Haven't mentioned about it here YET.

COLLEGE
WEEK 1
I have to admit that week one was a tad boring and monotonous. Imagine being bombarded with educational talks for 2 whole days, so much for the orientation. Besides educational lectures, we were briefed by Ms. Leow about the rules of MCKL. The dress code section really made my jaw drop. Like wtf 3-quartered pants also cannot?? And no sleeveless tops? For the skirts, only those below the knees are permitted. I could hear my mini skirts screaming out loud. The sacred word naturally popped up in my mind, fakk. I'm trapped in a nun college. Gotta shop for a veil and a nun uniform. Does Topshop render such clothing? So that i'll be a modern nun, instead of plain cotton veil, I'd have a bedazzled one.
Oh oh i made new friends. =D I was greeted by Germaine(appointment made the day before) at the main entrance of MCKL , then she introduced me to her other college mates. People here are so nice, can't help but to reciprocate the same facial expression.

Let's just cut this crap, everyone has been asking me this daunting question, "Got hot dudes mou?". All ye girls in MCKL kindly please answer this for me. Dear macho men of MCKL, please do not take this at heart kay, we still do acknowledge your masculinity. I do understand that it isn't your fault that I had qualms answering the ques above, it is absolutely NOT your fault guys, it is the ludicrous college rules. Well you see, 3-quartered pants are banned in college, so how are we girls suppose to identify who has the sexiest, bushiest leg hair? haha. So screw the dress code!

to be continued...

Dear John

STEREO MOOD: Paramore- Brick by boring brick

At 12 sharp, had a sudden urge to visit MPH for a brief reading session. So called mum to fetch me and Hong Leng for lunch at my favorite kuey teow soup stall. As I was reeling into the coffee shop, I felt all eyes on me. I have to admit that I didn't look local at all with my dressing, but that wasn't what that caught their attention. They, patrons of both gender couldn't resist (a tad exaggerating i know) to look at me. It took me a minute or so to contemplate what was really catching their eyes. My baby, they were looking down at my baby, oh my Nikon 5000D. =D I rested my baby on my lap as it adjusted itself as comfortably as it could. 

After sucking in the last thick strand of kuey teow, we took off. Mum dropped us off at a mini stationery shop where i bought a set of P Plate sticker, after all I have my driver's license ready. 

Then me and Hong Leng walked across to Jusco Maluri. The 'SALE' sign pasted on the inside of the glass panes never fail to seduce me. So I succumbed to it.......... and came out empty-handed! =(

Decided to head to MPH instead (which was the whole purpose there in the 1st place). As I marched into MPH, Wuthering Heights caught my eyes. But a little too classic I thought. So I moved over to the '3 for 2' section where the alchemy strikes. Dear John got me lovestruck even by the name of it, it just sounds like a cosmetic product from Benefit. So I involuntarily scooped it up and turned over for the synopsis: Boy's life sucks. Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl changed boy's life.....yadayada sounds like the typical romantic chick flick. But no, it's written by Nicholas Sparks and starring Channing Tatum (the drool factor) to boot. So it must be something heart-wrecking too isn't it? It should be. 

Just like a dog, I circled the whole bookstore in search for the perfect spot where i can lay my butt. Thank goodness i was wearing shorts, feel sorry for the security guard. xP He was so freaking irritating! I was under his watchful eyes, he checked on me EVERY EFFING 10 MINUTES just to make sure the book wasn't stuffed into my bag, i guess. Or was it because I was such a pleasant sight for him to look at. Ha. So yea, read 1 chapter, and it was pretty okay lah. Wouldn't mind dropping in to read further though.

Next was to head to Hair Atelier to have my fringe chopped, a bit. Kok Wei (my usual stylist) was on leave, so a hair dresser named Melvin took charge. I requested for bangs, but he ended up giving me a too-straight-bangs. =.= I feel like 5 now, wtf. And he asked whether I mind him adding me on facebook. =.= 

My day hasn't ended YET. Going to church later for a talk by Ps. Michael Koh. Getting B+ for Bible Knowledge really taught me a lesson: DO MORE THAN JUST WEARING A CROSS NECKLACE. xD

SPM Results day

STEREO MOOD: Katy Perry- Lost

transVERB waves!!! hahaha

dangling org utan

i shall end this post with my results slip. screw you bible knowledge.